I always forget to do this so this will be fancy! Oh fuck, fancy!

Depeche Mode - I Feel You
I feel you, your precious soul and I am whole

The Cure - Pictures of You
remembering you fallen into my arms crying for the death of your heart, you were stone

Coil - Windowpane
Power in its purest state

Firewater - I Still Love You, Judas
I feel like hammer for the spike. Remember when we shot them holes in the sky?

Terrorfakt - Hate like This
...has no lyrics so moving on...

Pop Will Eat Itself - Fatman
And if your life ain't good enough and if you don't look good enough

Sister Machine Gun - Burn
I look at you and then I see your fire

Velvet Acid Christ - Slut
i will be your doll. i will be your girl. i will remove your heart. i will burn your world

Tom Waits - The Piano Has Been Drinking
And I guarantee you that she will hate you from the bottom of her glass

Nine Inch Nails - The Line Begins to Blur
Isn't anybody stopping me?

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Sweetheart Come
So let's not weep for their evil deeds but for their lack of imagination

Die Krupps - The Last Flood
Another day in the city of pain sharing the life of the mad and insane

GG Allin and the Murder Junkies - Kill the Police
I hope you all die on the street today

Christian Death - Death Wish (Wishful Death Mix)
Waves and waves of tranquility is hard on your innocence

Combichrist - Without Emotions
The rest is just a clock ticking

Heather Nova - Island
I need an island, somewhere to bury you

Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant
Don't ask us to attend cause we're not all there

Tapping the Vein - Undone
I am amazed that it took me this long to come undone

Emilie Autumn - At What Point Does A Shakespeare Say
But the ones I aim to pleaseth most of all upon my kneeseth

16 Volt vs. Spahn Ranch - That's What I Get
Maybe didn't mean that much

I love Christmas.

Don't tell anyone.

I want to send cards.

It's easiest for me if I have everything in one spot, since the rest of my life is scattered across five state lines.

Comments are screened.

Ho ho ho.

There is nothing quite like waking up to fem_rage email.

Who needs coffee?

Anyway.

DINOSAURLAND!

Motherfucker!

That is all.

I'm going the hell back to bed.

Femjays!

Lorena Bobbitt works as a hairstylist about 30-45 minutes away from Washington, DC.

No shit.

Who's coming to get their hair did with me?

Game Review - No Spoilers

I have a PS3.

80gig.

The backwards compatibility thing is a pain in the ass. Yes, it does run a little hot.

Who fucking cares.

Let's talk about what's important here.

Heavenly Sword



That's all I really should post because that's enough, but let's get on this. This game is so good that I haven't even finished it yet and I came to talk about it.

The short story is that you are a redhead who seriously fucks some shit up (yes, that does mean I started out biased towards liking it). I spent half my game play time going "Damn, girl!" The longer story is that your clan was waiting for the rebirth of a deity. It was supposed to be a boy. Whoopsie.

The graphics are just brilliant. The soundtrack is brilliant. The voice acting is like nothing I have ever seen in this world. The character design is off the map brilliant. The storyline is amazing. The gameplay is standard hack and slash, however, they change it up enough to keep it interesting but not too much that you're left wondering how many fucking buttons do you have to push anyway.


My only complaint isn't really a complain yet. I don't know firsthand, but I've been told that it's very short. GameFAQs says 8 hours, which is absolutely nothing. I could easily do this for 80. Sony says that you can download content for it later, however, so that might lengthen it up a bit.

Even if it's only eight hours, these are probably the best eight hours of my life so far.

Go. Consume.

"You're not possessed, and you're not almost dead.
These games that you play are all in your head.
You're not Vincent Price, you're Vincent Malloy.
You're not tormented or insane, you're just a young boy."

What's the deal for Halloween, people? Work due or not, fuck missing my favorite holiday.

Hey bitches.

Local bitches.

Haunted pumpkin ride this weekend?

Who's with me!

*paints her face blue and leads Scotland to victory*

I think I need to know more people with the life philosophy, "Rocks fall, everyone dies."

Fort LOL is the military headquarters of No Pants Island.

I confess!

I am hopelessly, unforgivably intrigued by...

The Beowulf movie.







You all remember that class on Germanic narratives I took years and years ago with the professor who I loved so much, I wanted to be her when I grew up?

This is HER doing.

So I finished Harry Potter.

Spoliers! Obviously~

( Read more... )

Let's not be stupid, people.

Harry Potter comes out on Friday.

They have been leaked already, but in small numbers.

Turn off your computer Thursday.

Turn it back on Saturday morning when you are done with the book.

That is all.

Apparently the fact that I've managed to live to twenty-seven without god punishing me for all that gay sex and feminism was enough to get Jerry Falwell to shuffle off this mortal coil.

I will miss you from the bottom of my heart, Jerry.

Random!

David Bowie - Diamond Dogs
Haujobb - Overflow
Bygod 20 - Like a Prayer
Rasputina - Watch TV
Cevin Key - A Certain Stuucky
Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy (pappy mix)
Frank Sinatra - Witchcraft
Rorsach Test - Blow Up America
Marilyn Manson - Kaboom, Kaboom
Psychic TV - Roman P
Puscifer - Rev 22:20
Pachabel - Canon in D
Bass Kittens - Zim Theme (Impending Doom Mix)
Red Elvises - Ballad of Elvis and Precilla
Guiseppe Di Stefano - Addio Mia Bella Napoli
Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party
Jose Ortega Mariachi Band - Mexican Hat Dance
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
Shrek - Welcome to Duloc
Icon of Coil - You Just Died

Well, I've got 12 days until it settles into my little familiar thing.

Go on, then.

Currently, it's an ocelot. I've always thought I was a bit more penguin myself, but the ocelot matches my living room, at least.

http://www.armenian-genocide.org

(these get shorter and shorter over the years, don't they?)

Dearest Mr. Vonnegut,

I hear the cigarettes are better when you're dead.

Thank you for the lovely note on my story last year.

You will be dearly missed.

Love,

J

Theeeeener.

Raaaaaaachel.

*squoosh*

I love you guys.

Now Theener needs to move and Rachel needs to come home.

Everybody! Turn on Court TV! Right now!

John Waters is hosting a series about spousal murder OMG OMG OMG

Today.

Drivedrivedrive.
Coffee.
Drivedrivedrive.
Cat sitting for a friend (omg, adorable fucking cat)
Drivedrivedrive.
Groceries.
Drivedrivedrive
Housecleaning.
cow.
Homework.
Sleep.

Hey, feminists, choicers, and anyone else who has five bucks.

A woman in Milwaukee, Wisconsin needs some help with funds for an abortion

Yesterday a post came into VP looking for help with herbal abortions. The woman in questions is about 12 weeks pregnant, a type II diabetic, with one 7 month old already. She had the funds for the abortion but, like most of us who live paycheck to paycheck, something came up for her daughter and there they went. The PP in Milwaukee is severely underfunded and cannot offer her sliding scale help or really much of anything. After this week, it turns into a second trimester abortion and the price starts to climb. Her cutoff to obtain an abortion is 16 weeks.

She needs $390, of which she's already has $150 thanks to the lovely VP ladies.

Her paypal address is
isis.venomz@gmail.com

That's also her contact information, if anyone would like to chat with her before donating. Heck, she's offered to send anyone who wants to verify that she's a real person her name, address, and phone number. I've emailed her and I can honestly say that I think she's a sincere woman who's totally up against the wall and that's the best 20 bucks I've ever spent. I need to buy coffee this week WAY less than she needs help, you know.

So, well, yeah, help a sister out.

( The long fancy movie meme, which actually proves that I don't have a life )

Total = (190) of 385

I apparently missed the whole of the 40s.

That Movie Meme

As I am actually not a huge movie person, this should be interesting.

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Total 93

According to the rules of the meme, you have no life if you've seen over 85 of these.

I would like to suggest that I have no life for many other reasons. Having seen a whole mess of classic horror movies is probably near the bottom of the list.

And man, where is Dead Alive? I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!

I got Trauma Center for the Wii today.

I am now operating on someone's pancreas via my Wii.

Life is awesome.

*echo goes to window*
*kids playing football outside window*

Kid: Oh, it's a kitten. No. Like a toddler cat.
Echo: I will fucking eat your face.

Insomnia this evening was combated by making various Miis.

I am now in possession of

Andrea Dworkin
Gloria Steinem
Judith Butler
Michel Foucault

Man, this shit is never going to get old.

And I set them all to mingle so various feminist and theoretical icons are going to be trawling the wiinternet and getting into trouble.

Also, I seriously cannot wait to see Judith Butler on my bowling team.

Review of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

( While I would like to do this from my Wii for maximum geek points, I just don't have the energy )

Wait. Sorry.

My Wii number is actually
6562 4616 0488 4300.

Carry on.

i am updating my lj from my wii. oh holy shit. this is so webtv circa 1998. i predict an upswing in regards to my asshattery starting immediately.

Validate me.


Get your own valentinr

I'm pro-choice because I believe that women are human and they deserve the basic human right of having control over their own bodies.

I'm pro-choice because I believe that a bundle of cells does not negate my standing as a legal human being who can decide what she would like to have inflicted on her.

I'm pro-choice because my Mama was pro-choice before it was even legal, and because my Nana was pro-choice before that, and such strong women who have lived through something we haven't even dreamed of deserve to be listened to.

Who knew the tollhouse recipe was AWESOME.

It's a little too salty, but I can cut that next time.

Omg, cookie delight! COOKIE. DELIGHT.

Your best chocolate chip cookie recipe.

In the comments.

Now.

Rachel says the Nestle Toll House Recipe.

I have never tried that before.

Updates later.

Okay, this borders on freaky.

jolie took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test! "Has an imperative need for some bond or fusion wit..." Click here to read the rest of the results.

Hey. Great org. One of the best I've found that makes sure your money goes to help and not into the pocket of the director or to fund a cruise around the world for feminist icons. So I'm bitter.

-----
URGENT CounterCrisis Call for Help


Hi, all. It's that time again - we at CounterCrisisNorthwest have just recieved a phone call from Lovejoy Surgical Center in Portland requesting funds for a 17 year old girl from California who is 20 weeks pregnant and is pregnant as a result of a rape.

Although our holiday fundraising was successful, we've still been having money go out to the abortion centers almost as fast as it's coming in. The young woman in this case is about $425 short of the needed funds for her abortion and we only have just over $100 in the fund. If any of you can help out in any amount, it would be incredibly appreciated both by the fund and by this young woman.

Do you have someone with a birthday or a holiday need soon? You can also buy gift donations in the name of another person and we will e-mail you the personalized and printable PDF Gift Certificate.

Dear Nintendo,

Yeah, Okami is a great game.

But I can't see why it was so great that it had to be made twice.

( mild spoiler for Zelda: Twilight Princess )

You do realize what kind of horrible, horrible slash is going to come of this, don't you, Nintendo?

All my love,

Jolie

Hey!

Tomorrow Night (1/1/07) on the Sci-Fi channel at 9:20 pm EST

THE TWILIGHT ZONE
TIME ENOUGH AT LAST

Whatever. I'm now wandering around the house and belting out "FIIIIIIIIIIVE REEEEEEEELIGIOUS ICOOOOOOOONS!"

So. Inspired by a conversation I had in the car. A meme thingish.

When the bomb drops, what three things are going to survive?

Mine
-Cockroaches
-Anorexic girls
-Al Jourgensen

Do post yours in the comments. And send people here if you please. I'm very curious as to what everyone has to say.

Yeah yeah yeah. Lyric lyric. guessy guessy.

1) So far away/Glass sealed and pretty

2) Here I come to save the day (there's a bit of a trick to this one. It's a video and it has to be a video)

3) If I run don't you think/you know what I want

4) Burnt all bridges/Closed my heart/I don't want to be a part/No more

5) They'd put us on a railroad/They'd dearly make us pay/for laughing in their faces (technically the cover came up, but the original is fine, too)

6) I guess we broke up because of artistic differences/ He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead.

7) a pained token disaster mental reactor put it to sleep

8) and I don't believe in an interventionist god/but I know, darling, that you do

9) She's the girl in the red blue jeans/ she's the queen of all the teams

10) Dance to the beat of the living dead

11) I put on some make-up/and turn up the tape deck/and pull the wig down on my head

12) In the daze of the why it couldve never been/So you say and I say you know youre full of wish

13) Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors

14) So you say you want to go to Heaven, Well I got the plans

15) Jealous one eyed lovers like to fidget while you fiddle/Then a wall of crumpled nothing tumbles down till you surrender

16) It would take the most/brilliant private eye the rest of his life
just to put you together/ piece in each mailbox all over the planet/from Moscow to Tokyo to Guadalajara.

17) you try to break out/but some thing's just locked the door

18) And just when I think I've found the trick/I'm tumbling/Like an echo

19) Your mind's diseased with perverted justice/I am on my last limb, I'm on my last limb

20) Here I go and I don't know why/I spin so ceaselessly/'Til I lose my sense of gravity (I'll take any of the covers of this. Bonus points for the ones I'm most likely to have)

For those of you interested in keeping your private lives private.

nothingmuch grabbed a post out of fem_rage to tear it apart rather cruelly in her own journal.

Her reaction to me when called on this was.

lol

Oh boo-hoo, I snarked a stupid post about a TV show in a friends-locked
entry on my own journal. The horror! It's not like I went to stupid_free (which I probably should have).


As a note, the entry wasn't locked until she realized she had two mods on her f-list. We were finally removed, thank god. (You would think if someone was going to shit talk, they'd have the brains not to look like an asshole in public)

I notice a lot of you have her on your lists. Figured it would probably be best if you made sure to take care about what you say, lest it end up on stupid_free.

I met Margaret Atwood.

I only shook for a little bit, did not faint, and did not say anything stupid.

I have Final Fantasy XII.

Actually, I've had it a few days.

*rolls around on the floor*

See you in 80 hours...

http://www.thewbalchannel.com/news/10198629/detail.html

The short of it - Maryland has decided that once consent has been given for sex, it cannot be taken back.

So if he starts off as a perfectly nice man and then starts choking you, ladies, you are shit out of luck.

Or if you find out he doesn't have a condom...shut your eyes and think of England, gals.

Or if you just *gasp* decide that you really don't want to fuck this dude, tough tits.

You know...

Fuck a whole bunch of this noise.

Locals, what are our options? Since none of us ever, EVER, do anything off the internet (duh), I'm sure all of you are just twiddling your thumbs about it and have no plans to, say, fight for your bodily agency. Maybe, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, we could do some activist stuff. *



*crafting_change Bitchtits, much ;) Shh!

The Random Rackletang 20. Quite Late.

Peggy Lee - Hey Big Spender
Guns N' Roses - Used to Love Her
Wumpscut - War
Laibach - Life Is Life (I keep getting Laibach for two weeks. I think HAL is trying to tell me something.)
Rob Zombie - Run, Rabbit, Run
Meg Lee Chin - Scarecrow
Clutch - The Soapmakers
PIG - Golgotha
David Bowie - Space Oddity (okay, HAL is definitely trying to tell me something...)
Tom Waits - Fight Club
Nick Cave - Up Jumped the Devil
Depeche Mode - A Question of Time
Zilch - Fucktrack #6
Bikini Kill - No Backrub
Torche - Mentor
Lil' Kim - Custom Made
Erykah Badu - Tyrone
Red Elvises - Rocket Man
Revolting Cocks - Physical
L'ame Immortelle - Slut

Game Reviews.

Psychonauts
http://www.psychonauts.com/
Go. Get. The. Game.

Seriously, I bought it on a lark and it's the funniest game I've ever played, it's got great game mechanics, and it pokes at Freudian theory.

Fucking HELLO!

Disgaea 2
http://www.nisamerica.com/games/d2/
I never thought that moving demons around little colored squares would be so fun.

This one is missing some of the charms of the first one. The hero is a fucking goody goody and Laharl was just SO MUCH MORE FUN!

However, this is still amusing and a really great play.

Also, it features murderous demon penguins. Sold!